In a large bowl mix
1/4 part daughter (oldest)
1/3 part sister
2 tsp friend
3 heaping cups snarky
2 tbs b*tchy
Bake for 25 years in a 5ft 3in pan
Add loving, caring, compassionate husband
Season to taste with sarcasm
Enjoy!
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